I am opposed to all Unions. Therefore, I am opposed to all the benefits Unions have won through the years: paid vacations, sick leave, seniority rights, wage increases, pension and insurance plans, Workman's Compensation laws, Social Security, time-and-one-half for overtime, unemployment benefits and job security. I refuse to accept any benefits that were won by Unions and hereby authorize and direct the USPS to withhold the amount of the Union-won benefits from my pay-check and return said monies to my Union, because I do not need a Union's gains or my co-workers support in any way. 

Name _________________________________
Signature ______________________________
Employee # ____________________________
Seniority # _____________________________
Social Security # ________________________

Instructions to Scab: After signing and providing the information above, mail to your Union. 
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